- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- attractive boy: hi i'm dead
(via tiger--sun)
(Source: v0dka-b4rbies, via tiger--sun)
(Source: freeoceanspirit, via tiger--sun)
(Source: p-alavrasquevoam, via tiger--sun)
